My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...