Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
VanGogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...