Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...