I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...