The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...