Do the math
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In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Gone fishing
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A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
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Were you ever arrested?
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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
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Rules to give to your Boss!
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What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.