Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...