So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...