This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...