What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
An ode to old age
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Elephant jokes 10
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Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
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If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.