A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...