People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...