Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...