Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...