If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...