Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...