TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...