A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...