The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!