Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...