50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
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Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Indian chief’s signal
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Princess Di and Mother Theresa
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An Internet Christmas
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Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Dad, can you write in the dark?
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Public announcements
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