Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Top NFL complaints
|Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...