An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...