How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...