Doctor, should I file my nails?
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Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
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What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
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Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Ounces of brain for sale
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