Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...