Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...