What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!