Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...