Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Bill Clinton Top10…
From David Letterman and the Late Show…Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn’t Give A...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!