Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...