When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...