My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...