I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Training the blonde
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