New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...