How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...