Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...