What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...