Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...