Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...