I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...