On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...