Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...