I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...