Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!