Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
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The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...