Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...