The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
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Trial Of The Century
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Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
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Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...