Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
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How are women like elevators?
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A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Diary Entries
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Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
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Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
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blonde q and a’s
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