Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...